{"product_id":"jolliest-bunch-of-assholes-christmas-sign","title":"Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Sign","description":"\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eHandmade\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003ewooden sign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewith white background and funny Clark Griswold, Christmas Vacation quote. The trees and holly are laser cut, giving each sign an added unique dimension. Framed in light stain pine wood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)] list-outside p-0 ps-(--slate-spacing-element-large) list-disc [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:list-disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eSize: approximately 11x24\". Add about 1\/2\" to include frame.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Sage Shamrock","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54067111854374,"sku":null,"price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/7608\/0166\/files\/Screenshot2026-10-11at9.22.36PM.png?v=1791771800","url":"https:\/\/thesageshamrock.com\/products\/jolliest-bunch-of-assholes-christmas-sign","provider":"The Sage Shamrock","version":"1.0","type":"link"}